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Adventures in zombieland

Monday, April 6th, 2009

I was reading a few months back that this ex-weatherman believed that Hurricane Katrina was caused by the Yakuza. He believed that we have in our power the ability to control the weather based on an old patent by Nikola Tesla. This is nothing new, people have believed that we have ways to control the weather since the 60’s.

But after the whole Katrina thing, people started reporting friends and neighbors walking around in the evacuated parts of New Orleans. Friends that had been pronounced dead and neighbors that had disappeared. Some witnesses even claimed that they were missing limbs, were bloated with water, and were beginning to rot.

One man claimed to see his own daughter, swept away a week before by the floods, shambling down an alleyway with a half-eaten kitten in her hand. This leads me to believe that the reason it took the government so long to respond to the Katrina disaster was that it would have cut one of their experiments short.

And what better way to attempt the resurrection of the freshly dead than by distracting the rest of us with a natural disaster? I don’t want to call conspiracy on this one… but come on people.

Tom B.