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The return of Tom (finally)

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

It’s been a couple of months since my last full post. I would like to apologize for the lack of updates during that time. No one here knew how to access the website and make updates for me, so the only thing the other members could do was wait and worry during my absence without letting the rest of the world know what was going on. Once again, I am sorry for the extended leave from NecroResistance and the Compound. But now that I have rested and can go about my daily life and resume the training schedule we had acquired, I can finally let the rest of the NecroResistance members and anyone else interested know why I was gone for so long. So here goes:

On August 3rd of 2009, I boarded a flight with a friend to visit the South African Lowveld where a recent sighting of zombies was reported. The flight was long, nearly thirty-six hours total, and when we arrived at the final airport we exited the plane to a welcoming committee of three gentlemen in suits holding a sign with my name on it. I assumed this was my ride to my hotel, which was booked as part of the trip. The men seemed nice enough, carried our luggage, even opened doors for us when we reached the SUV parked outside. They even offered us refreshments from a refrigerator built into the SUV. It was a popular cream soda from that region called “Sparletta”. It was delicious, and I drank the whole thing in a few minutes. It was very hot and for some reason the air conditioning in the SUV didn’t seem to work as well as it should have. There were two men in the front seats, my colleague and I sat in the middle, and another man sat in the back with our luggage. The one in the back told us it was at least an hour to our hotel, so I figured I would catch a nap during the trip. My friend was just as worn out as me, I guess, because he was asleep before I even had my eyes shut.

I’m not sure how long I was asleep, but when I awoke it was dark and I was alone in the SUV. When I got out I realized the SUV was parked in a garage with the doors shut. Only one regular door led outside and I opened it to find the three men surrounding a person on the floor. One of them held a tube about the size of an ink pen. I soon realized it was a needle and the person on the floor was my friend. The two other men led me over to a small windowed room on the right side of the larger room. As I watched, I realized that my friend was still alive, but his breathing was shallow. One of the men informed me that he had been given a sedative to keep him relaxed during this. The man outside injected whatever was in the needle into my friend then joined us in the room. Fifteen minutes later, my friend stopped breathing. I now began to worry what fate they had in store for me. Another hour went by, and I was started to get very paranoid and anxious. Then, my friend started moving. his eyes opened and he writhed slowly like a fish that had been out of water for a long time and was just about to die.

He did this for a few minutes before the man who had injected him walked out and gave him another shot. His body went into spasms before he went limp again. One of the other men told me that the one who had done the injecting had been working for South African government officials over the last four years to develop a temporary zombie-type effect in the dying. The liquid in the needle was injected in those who were dying in battle (or in the veins of a healthy enemy), then found its way to the frontal lobe of the brain. Consisting of highly conductive metals and tiny electronic micro-computers that were preprogrammed to accomplish certain commands, this drug killed a person, revived their frontal lobes, then when the mission was over killed them off indefinitely. They hadn’t yet perfected it, the most they had gotten out of it was a series of muscle contractions. No real programming had been used so far.

They kept me there for the duration of my trip, which was just over a month, dropping me off at the airport with all my luggage and information on the experimental weapon. They informed me that they, along with the man working for the government, were part of an underground African movement to fight bio-weaponry. When they found out that I was coming to Africa for an investigation (which turned out to be fraudulent, to my disappointment) they came up with a plan to kidnap myself and my friend, who it turned out had agreed to undergo the experiment after they explained the premises of it. The second injection had jump-started his system and he had been rushed to a local hospital where he remains even now. We converse daily and he is doing great. But the point of the whole thing is that while everyone is laughing at us here at the NR and claiming that the Compound is a waste of time, real evil is going on right now under our noses. If a small government in a South African country is getting results like these on their budget, what is our government doing right now? Let us not forget the undead sightings after Katrina struck New Orleans, nor the sightings after the tsunami that wiped out those cities and towns only five years ago.

This is only the beginning of a new world that might end abruptly and violently. We have two months until the release of the new Left 4 Dead training simulator and much work to do. I have low hopes that this crisis will be averted after witnessing what I have witnessed, so all we can do is hope, train, and keep an eye on those who work against us. They just might be the ones who unleash Hell upon us.

Tom B.

It’s been awhile, I know.

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

I have been away for a couple of months. The Compound had to be without its leader for that time, but things were taken care of, so fear not. I’ll have a full update tomorrow, but for now I need to get some sleep. I really don’t have the energy to be on here right now.

Tom B.

Left 4 Dead 2

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Okay, so it’s official. There’s going to be an L4D 2. Is anyone else as excited about this as I am? I have given it some serious thought, and I’ve decided that since there’s just so much on my plate with all the on-campus stuff that’s happening lately here at the Necro Compound, that I’m going to transition the NecroResistance website over to an L4D fan site. I took a vote with the members of the compound, and they all agree that for this site to serve a real purpose, this is the best route.

So beginning July 1st, 2009, this website is going to become the official site of the NecroResistance L4D Clan. Hey, we’re not just about preparing for the oncoming zombie war, we are about having fun too. So what better way to celebrate the coming Left 4 Dead 2 than by beginning an official L4D Necro Clan? We are going to start a forum to go along with this, as well as have open invitations for those that want to join.

I’ll continue to post topics related to life here on the Compound as well as true-life zombie information, that will never change. But in order to keep this site more lively, this seems like the best option. If you have an opinion on this matter, please feel free to post here.

Once again, another update.

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Ah… it’s been two weeks since my last post. Things are so hectic here right now. I try to keep up with all the official stuff on the Compound and then update the site, but sometimes I just don’t have enough hands to do it all. So I’ll try to get a few things in here while I’m waiting on my guys to get back from lunch.

First off, I saw on L4D.com that the new Left 4 Dead is coming out in a few months. I think it’s rather odd that it’s taking place in New Orleans after I made that post a couple months ago about the zombie sightings in New Orleans, but it could be coincidence. I hope they simply used my idea and are not working with the government now. I don’t put anything past anyone.

So while we are upgrading our systems to accommodate the new Left 4 Dead game I have been trying to get access to PAX 2009 so I can preview it myself. I haven’t gotten any word back yet from my contacts, but I’m sure I’ll be seeing you guys there this September. I plan on handing out a few business cards and bumper stickers to help spread awareness. We’ll see how that goes.

And then there is the issue of travel. I usually drive everywhere I go. Most people in and around Northern Idaho know who I am, so I try to go south for most of my needs. As my reputation grows (damn you, OCModshop. j/k) I am more readily recognized in the streets. I flashed my identification while buying ammunition for one of our practice guns, and the guy new who I was immediately. He also gave me a discount, which is nice, but the more people that know me by sight and name, the greater chances of my being targeted by government-issued suppression groups. Or worse, a prelude zombie swarm. I don’t mind a friendly hello now and again, but when people yell out “the zombie guy!” I get a little nervous. We are supposed to be underground, behind the shadows. This makes it a little hard to stay hidden until we are needed.

But I’ll stop complaining for a while. Just wanted you guys to know that things are still pretty crazy around here, and any spare time is usually reserved for sleep instead of getting online. So I’ll try to get back to regular updates soon. And I’ll see you all at PAX!

A quick update.

Monday, May 25th, 2009

My apologies to all the loyal Necros out there. We are looking into getting some new equipment here at the compound and everyone has been scurrying around to get things done. Unfortunately, that means that the website has to be second to more important matters. This is the time of month when we start ordering our food rations and daily living supplies, and it gets hectic.

But just to keep everyone up on news, the good Dr. Shylar is working on a replica of a zombie body so that we can more closely examine weaknesses when it comes to close and ranged combat. He has been working with ballistics jell (something very new to him) as well as trying to simulate rigor-toughened muscle and skin, so he has been away from his computer as well. Sorry, fellow zombie biologists, you’ll have to wait for your updates too.

And last but not least, I have downloaded the new Left 4 Dead SDK (Software Development Kit) so I can begin work on a campaign for download that is centered around the NecroResistance Compound. I’m sure I’m not the only one excited to play that one. Dr. Shylar had his first round in the simulator yesterday, and is not as great at PC games as he is at biology I’m afraid to say. But he was a good sport about it.

Okay, that’s about all I have for today. I’ll try to get some further information on what’s going on here at the compound up on the site in the near future, with any luck tomorrow. For now, I have to go check in with our weapons guy and see how he’s doing with our new modified crossbows. More on that later.

Tom B.

Dead Science is started, and a dog lives… sort of.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Dr. Shylar’s first addition to the Dead Science blog is off and running. I welcome and encourage everyone to click on the link under “Pages” on the right and check out his enlightening story on how he came out here. I’m sure a few of you will be surprised by his own zombie experience thus far.

Another thing I would like to point out today is the link between zombies today and our own experimentation with reanimation back in the 30’s and 40’s. Not to say that things like this didn’t help lead to advances in medical research such as organ transplant and things like that, but bringing a dog’s head back to life and allowing it to live just sitting on a table? That’s just cruel. Check out this video (yes, it’s very long) and see what our grandfathers were doing all those years ago that probably lead to today’s experimentation with tissue reanimation. Hopefully this opens a few more eyes as well.

Click Here For Video

SPAM, not just a nasty food.

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Every day when I log onto this thing and check for comments, half of them are from loyal followers who only want the most updated information on zombie security. These people are interested in keeping their families and themselves safe when Z-Day arrives. But the other half are from idiots leaving linkbacks to their gun clubs, ammunition stores, and even Viagra. I got that one this very afternoon. I try to keep things updated at least once a week, but it gets hectic here at the compound. So if you spot a link for Firestone Condoms or something that might blow up in your face just pay no mind. I’m on top of it.

On a lighter note, we recruited a scientist with a history in bioengineering this week! He is going to start a weekly diary on here called “Dead Science: Understanding the Zombie Biology”. We are very excited to have Dr. Theodore Shylar on the NecroResistance team. I’m sure everyone here on the compound will make him feel at home. He will also be holding a seminar, also entitled DEAD SCIENCE, in the theater room next week. If you would like to attend, please RSVP the email that Theodore is sending out tonight.

Alright, that’s all I have for today. I just want to thank everyone in and out of the NecroResistance for their support and encouragement as we deal with the loss of our faithful mascot Corpse. He was a good dog, and able to sniff out any piece of rotting meat no matter where we hid it. He will be missed and not easily replaced.

RIP Corpse: 1999-2009.  You will be missed, my friend.

RIP Corpse: 1999-2009. You will be missed, my friend.

Games prepare us for the apocalypse

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

This is meant to be humorous, but it couldn’t be closer to the truth.

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

OCModshop Article plagiarized

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Last month I allowed Don from OCModshop to come here to Idaho and interview me to help get more people to see what was going on at the Compound, but I found out today that someone in China or something has stolen the article and posted it over there on their site.

I feel that Asian countries are on the forefront of biological testing and could eventually bring about the beginning of the zombie era, so I’m not too happy that they are able to keep track of what’s going on in the Compound.

Here’s the link to the OCMS blog where Alan talks about it:
http://blog.ocmodshop.com/2009/04/chinese-love-to-plagiarize-ocms/comment-page-1/#comment-1774

Although they didn’t copy any of the material with OC’s logos on it, they took plenty of ours. I’m not happy about this at all. I’m afraid legal issues might arise from this, seeing as they copied material about us from the only site authorized to have journalistic contracts with myself and the NecroResistance. Further updates as they occur, my friends.

Tom B.

Working on a Compound map for L4D

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

With the April 21st release of the new download pack available for L4D, they are going to be releasing the official SDK so that people can make their own maps for the game. I am going to take a shot at designing a map so that the Necros here on the Compound will know what to do in case of an attack on home grounds.

I’m going to make it as true to life as possible while sticking with the surprising feel that Left 4 Dead gives each time it’s played. I feel that this would keep everyone on their toes here on the Compound, while giving those on the outside a Virtual Tour of the campus while getting to kill zombies.

So be on the lookout for it. The release of the SDK will be on Tuesday, April 21st, and I will begin experimenting with it that very night. Alright, I have some work to do with a green recruit, so keep your eyes wide and your minds open. I’ll be back on here soon for some more updates.

Tom B.