Every day when I log onto this thing and check for comments, half of them are from loyal followers who only want the most updated information on zombie security. These people are interested in keeping their families and themselves safe when Z-Day arrives. But the other half are from idiots leaving linkbacks to their gun clubs, ammunition stores, and even Viagra. I got that one this very afternoon. I try to keep things updated at least once a week, but it gets hectic here at the compound. So if you spot a link for Firestone Condoms or something that might blow up in your face just pay no mind. I’m on top of it.
On a lighter note, we recruited a scientist with a history in bioengineering this week! He is going to start a weekly diary on here called “Dead Science: Understanding the Zombie Biology”. We are very excited to have Dr. Theodore Shylar on the NecroResistance team. I’m sure everyone here on the compound will make him feel at home. He will also be holding a seminar, also entitled DEAD SCIENCE, in the theater room next week. If you would like to attend, please RSVP the email that Theodore is sending out tonight.
Alright, that’s all I have for today. I just want to thank everyone in and out of the NecroResistance for their support and encouragement as we deal with the loss of our faithful mascot Corpse. He was a good dog, and able to sniff out any piece of rotting meat no matter where we hid it. He will be missed and not easily replaced.
RIP Corpse: 1999-2009. You will be missed, my friend.