When the zombie apocalypse happens, there’s going to be a lot less women around… and you gotta do what you gotta do. Even if you do have ample females around, are they really going to be in the mood when you’re fighting for survival?
As Frank West discovered in the Dead Rising video game: zombies can sometimes be hot. You just gotta worry about them ripping your throat out.
It’s best to do “doggie style” since that will give the zombie minimal access to bite you. If you have to face your zombie, then tie her down. Tie down the hands and feet, as well as the neck, so they don’t raise up and bite you.
It is unknown what exactly will cause the zombie outbreak. Will it be a virus? Nuclear radiation? A meteor? Until you know for sure, then you better use a condom to prevent as much fluid transfer as possible. Once it is known for certain that it is not caused by any biological means (angry wizard or supervillian mind control), then you are free to unleash the beast.
Under no circumstances should you ever consider thinking about a zombie performing oral on you. They will bite off your member almost as soon as you whip it out. Even if they have no teeth.
Newly transformed female specimens make the best sport. Not only are they still warm, but will still look pretty good. They also will have more of their own natural fluids, so you won’t have to use any personal lubricant… and they won’t protest if you want some back-door action.
So, there you go. You’re not a freak for thinking it. Everyone in your group is thinking it. Just be safe: in all senses of the word. Restrain your zombie, and wrap your rascal.