Mêlée weapons are used in hand-to-hand fighting. They can range from simple tools to long blades designed for combat. Since ammunition will become increasingly difficult to come by, it is important to keep a quality close-quarters weapon handy.
[edit] Bludgeons
Bludgeons are weapons that do damage through blunt force trauma. Such weapons can be found almost anywhere, even if you have to use a fallen tree branch. Finding one that can take repeated punishment of smashing zombie skulls is a bit trickier.
[edit] Crowbars
This is an incredibly useful weapon. Not only can you bash zombies with it, but you can drive the curved end down through a zombie’s head, killing it instantly. On top of that, crowbars can be used for their original purpose - prying things open. They are also quite durable, and are readily available from any hardware store. Its only drawback may be its limited range.
[edit] Baseball bats
Baseball bats are big, they have a long reach, they have a lot of power, and they can be found anywhere baseball is played (which is to say, anywhere in the United States). However, killing a zombie with a bat takes a great deal of upper body strength - the kind that steroid-fueled baseball players have. For most people, it will take several strong blows to the head after knocking the zombie down to kill it. For this reason, it’s advised that you only use it if you’re fighting one zombie at a time. Wooden bats are preferable due to their increased weight and durability - a lightweight aluminum bat will get turned into a useless piece of slag in no time. Baseball bats are most commonly found in sporting goods stores and at baseball fields, though they can also be found in homes, often as ad-hoc home defense weapons.
[edit] Golf clubs
Easily found in homes and sporting goods stores throughout the U.S., these are better used against the living than the living dead. Don’t plan on using your lucky 9-iron on an attacking ghoul, unless you plan to make him look funny with that 9-iron wrapped around his neck as he starts biting your face off.
[edit] Cricket bats
Popularized by Shaun of the Dead, cricket bats can be found throughout Britain and other cricket-playing countries. They are similar to the American baseball bat, and slightly more durable, but with many of the same problems. When using one, consider using the narrow end to hit zombies with - it will increase the pressure on the skull, making it easier to crush it. However, doing this may strain the bat. It HAS been proven that a cricket bat is stronger than both a wooden or aluminum baseball bat.
[edit] Police batons, nightsticks, and Tonfas
A police officer’s baton is designed to wound people, not kill them. It doesn’t have the necessary power to crack a human skull. Best to ignore these, unless the situation dictates that you get out of an area as quickly as possible, leaving you little time to kill each and every zombie, in which case these would be useful in knocking aside ghouls in your way.
Pipes are generally to be found anywhere there is plumbing, which is basically anywhere a human would inhabit. There are several varieties of piping coming in a variety of different materials. These include lead, copper, iron, steel and PVC plastic. Ideally, the best piping to use as a weapon would be any pipe with a heavy weight. Steel and lead pipes would be best suited for the task of bashing heads, although, like bats, they still require a great deal of upper body strength. Iron pipes are somewhat rare these days and copper pipes are typically not very thick. PVC piping should be ignored altogether. While durable and light to carry around, the PVC piping would probably do little more to a human target than inflict a headache or a broken nose, which is useless in the face of the unfeeling undead.
[edit] Carpenter’s hammers
The way that a carpenter’s hammer is weighted makes it easy to drive it through a zombie’s skull. However, its short reach means that you will have to get uncomfortably close to a zombie to kill it. Consider switching to a better weapon when you find one. If you’re fortifying a building, however, a hammer is invaluable for putting up and maintaining defenses. They can be found in hardware stores and in the average garage.
[edit] Sledgehammers
Sledgehammers are generally used in demolitions and heavy construction work. With a heavy end weighing as much as ten pounds connected to a long two-to-three foot pole, it can bash through a brick wall if given enough time and smash an unprotected skull like an over-ripe pumpkin. However, they are massively impractical weapons. Unless you’re John Henry reincarnated (or have been working on the railroad all the live-long day for the past 20 years), you’re going to get tired quick. And ten to one says you’re already exhausted lugging the thing around everywhere. Every swing will also take precious time to recover from. So unless you plan on knocking down a lot of dry-wall, you should probably stick to a smaller hammer.
[edit] Pickaxes
Pickaxes are tools used primarily in agriculture, mining, and stone-cutting. The iconic pickaxe is a two-pronged tool with a flat spade-like end and a spike. However, most are simply two “picks” or a single pick. Its history extends to prehistoric times. It’s no longer used as a mining tool in most countries, who opt to use machines and explosives. However, it is still used as a home utility tool for cutting weeds. Although either end can do serious damage to a zombie if used to hit in the head (or a human, to anyone who has seen My Bloody Valentine films), their relative rarity these days, coupled with their heavy weight, make them generally undesirable.
[edit] Tire irons
Tire irons are used to replace flat tires in emergencies by prying the edge of a tire away from a wheel, typically coming in pairs. Since most are made of metal and have both heavy and blunt ends, they are sometimes depicted as ad-hoc weapons. In a zombie outbreak, the tire-iron is as effective as a crowbar, due to its similar shape. Although it can’t pry open doors, it can be used to change tires, which can be important if you’re using a car. If you can’t find a crowbar, a tire iron makes for a great substitute.
Maces are large weapons used by various nations across the globe during the Middle Ages. If ever there were a zombie outbreak in medieval Europe, the knights (or priests, since internal injuries were considered the province of God) who knew what they were doing would probably be using these. A single swipe of a well-made mace can cave in a steel helmet and the head unfortunate enough to hide under it. Its pronged (sometimes spiked) knob is also capable of breaking even the thickest bones. However, as may be expected, maces are somewhat rare these days. And being the heavy weapons they are, much skill and strength are required to use and carry them. A related weapon, the ball-and-chain-on-a-stick called the flail, has a similar effect, although you are just as likely to hurt yourself as you are zombies if you don’t know what you’re doing. However, if you can find one and have the considerable body strength required to effectively wield it, you have yourself a great close-range zombie-smasher.
Bo are extremely long wooden or metal poles. These were the weapons of legendary Shaolin monks and one of the four primary weapons of Chinese Martial arts. The wooden Bo is deceptively effective at breaking limbs and heads, the metal versions even more so. However, it’s generally not advised, as unless you are one of the aforementioned Shaolin, you’re more likely to kill yourself with the bloody thing than any of the shambling re-animated.
[edit] Chopping weapons
Tools meant for chopping through thick material have the advantage of being made for heavy use, which means that they are very unlikely to break when you’re using them against zombies. This makes chopping weapons ideal for fighting zombies with.
[edit] Machetes
“Ki ki ki… ah ah ah.” - Friday the 13th series
Machetes are built for chopping through thick material, such as brush and wood, or as seen in some Third World countries and slasher films, flesh and bone. What’s more, they are made for constant use. This means that, unlike most other sword-like weapons, machetes are very useful for zombie combat, as they can be used to decapitate zombies, split their skulls, or sever their limbs to make them easier to kill, all while requiring relatively little maintenance. Also, they’re lightweight and easy to use, and they can be used for utility purposes, such as clearing brush or chopping wood. This blade stands next to the crowbar as one of the most useful melee weapons in a zombie apocalypse. As with any weapon, be sure to choose a high-quality machete, preferably one made of high-carbon steel. They can be found in most hardware and agricultural stores, even at your local Wal-Mart.
“chop till you drop”
An axe can prove to be a very deadly weapon in the right hands. They are meant for cutting through thick, heavy material, which is why loggers and firemen alike still use them on a daily basis. They can easily split a zombie’s skull in two with a single blow, and they have a long reach. However, they are also fairly heavy, and if you miss, it can take a while to set up another swing. If you’re in very good shape, then consider this as a weapon. Axes can be found at hardware stores, fire stations, and logging sites.
[edit] Hatchets
Hatchets are like small axes. Their shorter length means that they’re lighter, and that it’s easier to hit a zombie’s head with the cutting edge. However, this also means that you have to get a bit closer to the zombie to swing at it. Overall, this is a good choice of weapon for people who aren’t strong enough to swing an axe.
[edit] Stabbing weapons
Stabbing weapons are designed to pierce enemies, causing blood loss and damage to internal organs. Against zombies, stabbing weapons are to be driven into the skull.
[edit] Knives
A knife is a sharp blade, typically about four to ten inches long, attached to a handle. Two factors limit the usefulness of knives against zombies. First, their short reach requires one to get in close in order to attack, which presents a great deal of danger. Second, a knife can get stuck in a zombie’s skull with difficult means of removing it (the short handle doesn’t help much), leaving you vulnerable to attack. However, although knives are not great against zombies, it is important to keep one on you, as they are great for utility purposes (cutting rope, food, fabric, etc.) and for fighting off bandits.
[edit] Trench knives
A combination of brass knuckle handgrip with a long spike or knife blade on one end, these are the best weapon to use if you are forced into close-quarter combat with the living dead. Originally developed for trench warfare in World War I, the brass knuckle can bash a human skull with enough force, and the knife or spike can puncture a metal helmet - to say nothing of a skull - with ease. The trench knife is small, lightweight, and due to its grip, easy to pull out, making it a very effective hand-to-hand weapon. Unfortunately, they are extremely rare nowadays, as very few were made after World War I. The few that do exist are most likely not in any condition to be used in combat, due to the fact that they are ninety-year-old museum pieces. If you want a good trench knife, you may have to have one custom-ordered before the zombie apocalypse. And be careful about this, since the manufacture, sale, and ownership of trench knives is very illegal in the United States.
[edit] Spears
The spear is one of the most basic of human weapons. Spears with flint heads were first used by Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon man over 10,000 years ago, and were later used to great effect by Greek and Roman infantry in the classical age. Today, most spears are relegated to ceremonial roles, or are used by indigenous tribes in remote corners of the world. The spear offers a great range advantage over other melee weapons, with some exceeding three to five feet, and they are as easy to create as sharpening a broom handle or duct-taping a sharp object to the end of one. However, one can only stab with a spear, and once a zombie closes in, the spear becomes less effective.
When using a spear, try aiming for the eye socket or under the jaw so that you can drive it up into the zombie’s skull. Throwing a spear like a javelin is not advised, as it is nearly impossible to hit a target as small as a human head.
[edit] Halberds, Bills, Voulges, Jis
All of the above essentially fall into the Halberd category, just in different shapes. A halberd is a combination of a spear and a poleax, with a long sharp point on the top, a curving blade on one side and any number of hooks and/or spikes. The halberd was designed for use against armored horsemen, with the numerous pointy ends designed to catch a rider’s cloak and drag him to the ground, the ax blade, spikes and spear tip for puncturing through plate armor and chain mail, and the curving edges and hooks designed to pry and cut off armor plates like a can opener. Obviously, this makes it sound attractive as an anti-zombie weapon, but keep in mind that the hooks and spikes can easily get stuck in a zombie’s skull or snagged on one’s clothing.
[edit] Poleaxes
Poleaxes are basically a small two bladed axe on a very long stick. Obviously there is some open field potential to decapitate zombies with such a weapon but there are many problems that would be detrimental. For one there are very few if any in existence and those are probably show pieces. Secondly they will require a high level of skill to use well and a long stick will break over time due to the centrifugal forces associated with such combat.
[edit] Naginata, Guandaos, Glaives, and War Scythes
Combining the cutting power of a curved sword with the reach of a spear, these are highly recommended if you are in an open field, but should switch to something shorter when indoors.
[edit] Bayonets
Bayonets effectively allow your rifle or shotgun to double as a spear. It’s main advantage over a regular spear is that it does not take up as much space, due to the fact that it is attached to your main firearm. However, bayonets increase the length of a gun, which makes them less effective in tight, indoor areas, and they have the potential to cut and possibly infect their users. Ultimately, it’s up to the personal preference of the one using the weapon.
[edit] Javelins
Just as old as the spear, the javelin is a small, narrow, lightweight, spear-like weapon designed primarily for throwing. Most javelins are smaller in size than spears, with narrower bodies and heads. They were originally designed as hunting weapons, but later became military weapons. They evolved over time with the spear, and were used by many ancient armies, as well as by such societies as the Aztec and the Zulu. Javelins continue to be used today, namely by aboriginal tribes in remote areas of the world as a traditional weapon, and for recreational and sports purposes, with the Javelin Toss a recognized Olympic event.
At first glance, the javelin is identical to the spear. However, to make a proper throwing weapon, the javelin must be properly weighted, or it will fall short or be inaccurate. This makes it much more difficult for the lay-person to craft, as for most the art of making a javelin has been lost. However, sports javelins made of lightweight composite materials are something of a specialty item in most sporting equipment stores. Even then, it requires a good deal of skill to throw with accuracy.
The javelin can be very difficult to use as an anti-zombie weapon. While utterly silent, it is very difficult to hit a target in the head with one. Also, while a low-quality but reasonably effective spear can be created using household objects, a javelin requires precise crafting in order to fly far and be accurate. Overall, unless you are a skilled expert and are engaging a small number of zombies, it is recommended that some other weapon be used, such as a suppressed firearm or crossbow.
[edit] Shaolin spade
The Shaolin spade is a Chinese weapon consisting of a long pole with a flat, spade-like blade on one end and a smaller, crescent-shaped blade on the other. In pre-Communist China, Buddhist monks often carried spades (shovels) with them when traveling. This served two purposes: they could bury any corpses they found with the proper Buddhist rites, and they could defend themselves against bandits. Over time, they were stylized into the monk’s spade weapon. Extremely effective against the undead, as the crescent-shaped blade can easily decapitate any ghoul. However, you are even less likely to find one of these (battle-ready or prop) than a sword.
[edit] Long blades
Long-bladed weapons come in a variety of forms, from the workman-like machete (described above) to the elegant Japanese katana. Be careful, as most “swords” you may find are merely props, and are likely to lose their edge or even break after only a few decapitations. Even if you do find an actual battle-ready sword or even a well-preserved medieval sword, keep in mind that most knights or samurai were lucky to see combat only a few times in their lives. As a result, their swords were only suitable for occasional use. (Swords made in more turbulent times, such as the Crusades, the Thirty Years’ War, or the Sengoku period may be the exception to this rule.) Swords also require constant maintenance (cleaning, oiling, polishing, and sharpening), and if you’re caught in infested territory, you will simply not have the time to do this. Also, there are other effective weapons which can be used for non-combat uses (axes, crowbars, etc.), while the sword’s only purpose is in combat against other living humans.
[edit] Katanas
Katanas are the much-celebrated traditional sword of the Japanese people. Once the weapon that samurai would live and die by, katanas are now largely show pieces and ceremonial objects. A well-made katana is a highly effective weapon for battling the walking dead. Its light weight and very sharp edge means that it can easily cut through unarmored enemies (the comparative scarcity of iron in Japan meant that the Japanese never developed heavy plate armor like the Europeans). However, it requires a great deal of training and care to use safely and effectively. Also, most of the katanas found in the West are mass-produced in China, and are not particularly well made - a true katana made using traditional methods is a very difficult weapon to find, and will most likely be extremely expensive. Don’t bother seeking one out unless you live near a museum, or have a traditional, authentic Japanese katana as an heirloom or ceremonial weapon. Note: If you somehow manage to acquire an authentic Muramasa sword, consider yourself blessed.
[edit] European long sword
The staple of a European knight, these swords are large and heavy two-handed weapons designed to kill horses and armored soldiers. They should have no problem cutting a zombie cleanly in half. However, like the katana, these swords require a great deal of training and maintenance, and truly combat-ready swords are hard to find outside of museums (and most of those are so old as to be nearly useless anyway). Compared to the machete or the katana, European long swords are ultimately overkill against zombies. European swords were designed to be very heavy, almost like a cross between a sword and a heavy club, in order to cleave through plate-mail armor. Meanwhile, the katana were designed for use against enemies that were wearing little armor. While a European sword might do more raw damage to a zombie, it just isn’t necessary; you only need to destroy the brain, and a katana could do the same job just as easily. The difference is that, using a heavy European sword, you’ll tire yourself out much faster. Most zombies won’t be wearing anything close to plate armor, so unless the zombie happens to be wearing a metal welding mask or diving bell on his head, the katana (which was specifically designed to be used against unarmored infantry) is preferable to the European sword.
[edit] Nodachi
Considered the claymore of Japan, the nodachi is essentially an oversized katana. Translating into “field sword”, the nodachi was used primarily against cavalry, and could easily cut a man in two. You may be thinking bigger is better, but the nodachi has most of the same problems as the European Long Sword, with the added disadvantage of having the cutting edge only on one side. Being a field sword also means you won’t be taking this indoors. Still, if you are in an open space and are surrounded by Gs, a nodachi’s extra length is certainly preferable.
[edit] Sabers
Sabers are curved blades designed for use by cavalry soldiers and officers as well as naval infantry/marines. They were designed for slashing and stabbing at enemies whilst mounted on a rapidly moving horse, and for the close confines of boarding actions against enemy vessels. However, these days, most are only used for ceremonial purposes. Before you grab one and go all Zorro on the undead, remember that sabers are built for slashing and stabbing, which is not very useful against zombies if aimed at the body. A skilled user with considerable strength may be able to decapitate or pierce the skull of a zombie, but their rarity, their mostly ceremonial status, and their specialization make them ill-advised.
[edit] Chainsaws
Thanks to movies like the Evil Dead series and video games, many people immediately think of chainsaws when they think of great weapons for killing zombies. This mentality will get a lot of people killed. Chainsaws are among the worst weapons for putting down the undead. A chainsaw is a complex machine, and as a rule, any machine with moving parts should be immediately discounted as an effective melee weapon against a zombie. They’re heavy (usually 10 lbs.), they’re loud, they can get jammed with zombie guts, they create splatter that can get in your face and infect you, they can easily cut the person wielding it (as seen in the Dawn of the Dead remake, and the reason why loggers who use these wear special clothing), the chain can break easily (there are stories of loggers who lost limbs when the chain snapped and flew off because of a simple nail embedded in the tree), and when they run out of gas or batteries, they may as well be giant clubs. Do not, under any circumstances, consider using a chainsaw to fight even a single zombie.